Sunday, January 24, 2010

What it takes to be Singaporean (uniquely Singaporean)

Thinking of how to be a Singaporean? Here are some ways!


Methhod 1 : Kiasu-ism


" More and more parents succumb to kiasu - ism when they enrol their child in countless programmes and activities before the child can walk"

Kiasu-ism does not necessarily be bad. It can drive you to greater heights and allow you to survive the competitiveness in Singapore
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Method 2: Complain to Government when ever you can


Singaporeans complain about everything from the trivial things of being unable to get a seat on buses to important things of econonmics. Complain and you will fit just right in! Especially when you complain as a huge group, you will get what you want (most of the time) .

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Method 3: Tissue packs as reservation equipment




Place your tissue pack on the table in a coffee shop and the table is yours! How convenient!




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Do not use the tissue when you see them they are not free!!!!

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Method 4: Singlish


















Add a 'lah' or a 'hor' behind your sentence when you are speaking and you will be 'better' understood. It takes time to learn..... But when you are good at it, it comes naturally.

(Picture about immigrant learning) 


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Method 5: Just Queue



Whenever you see a queue, just join it! You may be getting yourself free stuff or finding something good to eat!

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Here you go. 5 ways of becoming Singaporean. Try one today!!!

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